OVERPRICED PIZZA
Made by fake Italians, we never set foot in Italy
Organic flour 00 Caputo Naples San Marzano Italian tomatoes, olive oil, sea salt
HATE US ON YELP
Give us one star on Yelp and get 50%off a pizza. Why? Because we can!
OVERPRICED PIZZA MADE BY FAKE ITALIANS
With fake Italian fresh mozzarella & imitation Italian tomato sauce
No half and half, no slices, no ranch, no pineapple, no gluten free, no extra sauce, no options, no white sauce, no supreme combos and that's it!
You figure your own life out.
Personal/Individual 10 Inches or Large 16 Inches
MARGHERITA Tomato sauce & fresh mozzarella
DIAVOLA Pepperoni & hot garlic olive oil
PAPPA E CICCIA 
Homemade sausage & pepperoni
SAN CECCO Homemade sausage & mushrooms
SOPRANO Homemade sausage, spicy Calabrese peppers, dry cured olives
VITELLOZZO Peperoni, mushroom, onion
SUPERCAZZOLA Parma prosciutto, fresh tomato, olive oil
PACCIANI Spinach, fresh tomato, pecorino, olives, olive oil
SPARECCHIAVO Parma prosciutto & mushrooms
SILVIO C'E' Homemade sausage, Parma prosciutto, pepperoni, garlic
CALZONE Calzone-Choice of up to three toppings (NO PROSCIUTTO)
Pizza toppings are NOT free. Do your math cause we will do ours
OVERPRICED TOPPINGS For small $1.75 for large $2.75
Spinach Dry cured olives Fresh tomato Hot Calabria peppers Garlic Onion
WAAAAY OVERPRICED TOPPINGS For small $2.25 for large $3.5
Homemade Italian sausage Pepperoni Mushrooms Extra fresh mozzarella
WANT ADD PARMA PROSCIUTTO? SURE! For small $5 for Large $9
THE GOOD NEWS!?
(YES THERE IS STILL HOPE AFTER ALL)
Conveniently located just an exit away from us, Costco offers a humongous-cyclopean-giant-colossal 18 inches thick pizza pie for only $9.95 totally loaded with cheese and pepperoni. And yes, it comes with ranch and other awesome goodies.
