OUR YELP PIZZA MENU
A PIZZA YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
We realize that the success of Yelp sales is due to certain types of skills and tactics, and we are totally cool with that, in fact we are totally doing it ourselves and of course business has increased (out of fear but it's increased).
All Yelp pizzas come with 2 gallons of ranch sauce, 2 liters of cherry coke and a fresh Vaffanculo homemade
THE YELP SUPREME
We will remove, filter and manipulate every topping at will.
THE 'THAT'S A NICE PIZZA YOU HAVE THERE'
It would be a shame if something were to happen to it. So for only $5 extra we make sure your pizza is just fine.
THE HARASSMENT
Call for a free delivery pizza and make sure you leave your phone number so one of our pizza salesman can call you daily over and over.
THE HARD BARGAIN
Order your favorite pizza but we will make it wrong and for just $10 extra we'll fix it for you!
THE YELP ELITE
Write 100 one star reviews for Botto and we'll give you a special persons badge, a selfie with Spiderman or Batman (your choice) and a bullet shape pizza so you can shove it!
This one also comes extra large and with hot sauce.
THE EXTORTIONIST
Pay first for your favorite pizza, but we will not make it and we'll keep the money, and if you try to say something we'll also scratch your car.
Add garlic or jalapeno $2
THE PEOPLE LOVE US
We strongly recommend that you love us and buy pizza from us, because bad things can happen to you, your family and your business.
Just a friendly suggestion.
THE VAFFANCULO
Our specialty! Give us one star on yelp and get 50% off any pizza
THE BULLY
Please bring your Yelper attitude and try to threaten us with your Yelp app to get the pizza your way, we'd love to see that!
If you get it your way, it's free.
COSA NOSTRA
For just a $370 monthly fee we allow you to buy pizza from us anytime you want.
It's an offer you can't refuse!
