Catering

Let our chefs do the hard work!
Cooking
Classes
$55
Per person

3 course meal
demonstrated by our chefs and served to you
Botto
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HOME OF THE BOTTERS
Authentic Tuscan cooking with attitude, also specializing in getting the worst reviews on Yelp!
Executive chefs Davide Cerretini and Michele Massimo



BOOK-A-CHEF

Coming soon




HATE US ON YELP
Give us a ONE star on Yelp and get 50% OFF a pizza
(Take a screenshot of your posted review with your phone to show it to us and redeem your discount)
Or you can hate us for free even better!
We also reward the most funny and sarcastic one star review ot the month with Free ticket for our cooking class!

BUSINESS HOURS:  Monday thru Friday 11am to 8pmSaturday 4pm to 8pmSunday CLOSED

CONTACT US:Bottobistro@hotmail.com510-232-3100


GET OUR FUNNY NEWSLETTER
THE YELP
VAFFANCULO METER
A daily count to all the one star reviews the idiots at Yelp are removing
from our profile. It's going to take them a while
  LIVE UPDATE SO FAR    2,948
How awesome is that?!
We are the Italians of Botto Bistro the shame, the disgrace and the biggest insult
to the Yelp community.
Our restaurant is so awful that Yelp has decided to remove just about 3,000 one star reviews
from our account because we made their site look bad.
Yes we are that bad. Shame on us! Still, we made mama proud!
CHECK THE GREATEST HUMILIATING VAFFANCULO IN YELP HISTORY