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HOME OF THE BOTTERS
Authentic Tuscan cooking with attitude, also specializing in getting the worst reviews on Yelp!
Executive chefs Davide Cerretini and Michele Massimo




BOOK-A-CHEF

Coming soon
THE YELP
VAFFANCULO METER
A daily count to all the one star reviews the idiots at Yelp are removing
 from our profile. It's going to take them a while
   LIVE UPDATE SO FAR     2,978
How awesome is that?!
FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!!

This coming Monday May 20th we'll be at the premiere 
of 'Billion Dollar Bully' (the docufilm about Yelp) at the Roxie theater in San Francisco.

The story of how we beat and trolled Yelp for the last five years is now in a movie too!

We have been humiliating, mocking and exposing this extortion company 
for five long years, we have refused service to their supporters, mocked their users
 and made profit out of their arrogance, using their forum as we please without their permission. All while having a blast.

We made the world laugh at them, a small Italian restaurant sticking it to what
they thought was the god of the online review sites.
But we have no gods to worship here, just pizza and a bad Italian attitude.
After all, it was not such a great idea try to extort the Italians and now they know.
Hate us on Yelp, trash us, vilify us, give us ONE star and get 50% off a pizza
Thank you to all our fans and a big thank you to the idiots at Yelp
 who made all this possible.
Enjoy the movie and buon appetito
WATCH THE MOVIE NOW ON AMAZON






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