BORING SALADS
Homemade balsamic boring dressing
How boring? Pretty boring. How sad? Pretty sad.
CESAR Cesar salad homemade creamy parmigiano dressing $10.25
SPINACI Baby spinach, almonds, Pecorino cheese, fresh pears, honey $ 11.75
Adds on- Grilled chicken or sausage $5.5
Grilled prawns $6.5Extra boring dressing $0.50
STUPID PASTA FETTUCCINE Meh, you can do much better at home easily
We have fettuccine or fettuccine but for special people like you we also have fettuccine,
POMODORO San Marzano tomato sauce, basil, extra virgin olive oil $13.25
ALFREDO Creamy Alfredo parmesan sauce, never seen this in Italy, but no one cares $13.25
BOLOGNESE House Bolognese meat sauce, Not as good as your grandma's obviously $16.25
Adds Grilled chicken $5.5Sausage $5.5Grilled prawns $5.5Extra sauce $5.5
Gluten free pasta $1.5
BREAD & OLIVE OIL
Do we charge for it? You bet!
We also have no butter which is totally unacceptable
ITALIAN BAGUETTE Artisan Altamura Italian bread (3 slices) $1.5
GARLIC BREAD- Garlic, Parmigiano cheese $6.5
FLAT BREAD HOMEMADE Olive oil, sea salt $8.75
EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL Tuscan plain or Garlic 1oz $1.25
MARINARA SAUCE Choice of cup, a little bit, a touch, a drop, a splash, or a photo $4
OVERRATED PANINI SANDWICH WITH SALAD
No options, no substitutions, greasy as hell.
PRECIUTTO E MOZZA Parma prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, tomato, olive oil $15
POLLO PIZZAIOLA Grilled chicken, tomato sauce, melted mozzarella $15
SMALL SIDES, SO SMALL YOU BARELY SEE THEM
Garlic spinach $7,5 Soup-cream of tomato & basil $7.5
BELOW AVERAGE ITALIAN FOOD
Shamelessy served by fake Italian chefs who never set foot in Italy, actually we did went to vacation in Italy 2 weeks and it was wonderful, such a great place, and the food it was really good, so we learned everything in few hours and we opened Botto Bistro. We also learned how to say Ciao bella and Mangia mangia. Isn't it wonderful and cute? We think it is.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL AND NO REFUNDABLE
In other words if you don't like it, it's your problem
